“EVERYTHING IN AUSTRALIA WANTS TO KILL YOU!” (Yeah, Nah—But That’s What the Media Wants You to Think)

So, you’re thinking about visiting Australia. But then you see the headlines…

"Everything In Australia Wants to Kill You"

“Deadly Sharks Lurking Off Australian Beaches!”

“Tourist Stumbles Into Nest of Venomous Snakes!”

“Kangaroo Punches Man in the Face!”

You’d think we live in some lawless wilderness where every creature is out to get you.

Well, let’s clear that up right now: Australia is NOT trying to kill you.

Well, let’s set the record straight. Australia is NOT out to kill you. In fact, the most dangerous thing you’ll encounter here is sunburn from forgetting your SPF 50+ (seriously, the sun’s a bit unhinged).

See that terrifying photo of a spider looking like it’s about to drop onto the poor, unsuspecting guests on my tour? That’s just how they sit. No attack plans. No bloodlust. Just a regular old eight-legged architect hanging out in its web.

Could it land on you? Technically, yes. Will it? Not unless you’re very, very unlucky. And even if it did, the worst you’ll get is a mildly dramatic story for your friends back home.

Sharks? You’ll Be Lucky to See One

Yes, Australia has sharks. So does Florida, California, and basically any coastline where fish exist. But here’s the thing: Aussie beaches are some of the safest in the world. Lifeguards, helicopters, and a shark tagging system work around the clock, and actual shark incidents are vanishingly rare.

Honestly, your biggest ocean hazard here? Underestimating the strength of an Aussie rip current. Stick to the flagged areas, and you’ll be just fine.

Snakes? They Don’t Care About You

Australia has some of the most venomous snakes in the world - but do you know what they don’t have? An interest in you.

Snakes aren’t aggressive. They don’t chase people. They want nothing to do with humans. You’d have to go actively poking around in the undergrowth to even spot one. And guess what? If you do see one, just back away, and it will too.

In the U.S., rattlesnakes literally shake maracas to warn you off. Australian snakes? They prefer to disappear before you even notice them.

Crocodiles? There Are Exactly Zero in Sydney

Crocodiles do exist in Australia - but only in the far north. If you’re in Sydney, Melbourne, or anywhere south of Brisbane, your chances of seeing a wild croc are the same as spotting a grizzly bear in Times Square.

Want to stay 100% safe from crocs? It’s simple: Don’t go swimming in marked crocodile zones up north. That’s it. No crocs lurking under your hotel bed, no “Steve Irwin moments” waiting to happen.

So Why the Media Beat-Up?

Because fear sells.

A headline like “Australian Wildlife Mostly Harmless” won’t get clicks. But “Backyard Shark Eats BBQ Guest”? That’s going viral.

The truth? More people in Australia are injured by falling coconuts than by all our “deadly” wildlife combined. But when was the last time that made the news?

Let’s Clear Up the Myths - Before the Tour Even Starts

On my tours, I usually spend the first 30 minutes debunking all this nonsense. Americans arrive expecting a scene out of Jumanji, and I have to reassure them that no, a snake isn’t waiting in the bushes to launch at your face, and no, there aren’t sharks circling Sydney Harbour.

Once we get that out of the way, my guests actually relax and start enjoying themselves - because Australia is incredible.

Come See the Real Australia - Without the Hype

Australia isn’t a death trap. It’s a paradise. Beaches, wildlife, stunning landscapes, and some of the friendliest people on Earth.

And if you still have doubts? Let me show you the real Australia.

With Sydney Guided Tours, you’ll get up close with Australia’s incredible wildlife - but in a safe, fun, and totally panic-free way. No sharks, no spider ambushes, no media-fueled nonsense. Just unforgettable experiences.

Book your private tour today and see for yourself - Australia is nothing to fear.